Tracklist: How does Rihanna exist

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>> Last Night on Late Night: Black Simon & Garfunkel did “Can’t Feel My Face” with a little help from Art Garfunkel, Bill Withers and Ed Sheeran talked stuttering and Ed did Bill’s iron classic “Ain’t No Sunshine” on Colbert, Kelsea Ballerini did “Dibs” and “Love Me Like You Mean It” on Kimmel, Highly Suspect did “Lydia,” A$AP Rocky did “Everyday > Pharsyde” on Corden, El Vy did “Reurn to the Moon” on Coco, and Wavves did “Way Too Much,” “King of the Beach” and “Heavy Metal Detox“on Daly. #NOFUNERAL

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>> This list starts off fine, but then goes spectacularly off the rails when they rank Tina Turner’s giant dud “GoldenEye” and Sam Smith’s maybe worst theme ever (sure, it’s fresh hate, but it’s got potential) “Writing On The Wall” above Adele’s “Skyfall” and “All Time High” AND “For Your Eyes Only.” It’s madness.

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>> Full Stream Ahead: St. Germain, St. Germain, Björk
Vulnicura Remix Project Part Three​ EP, Canyon Canyon, Conducted By Thieves, Editors, In Dream, Bonus: Aneurysm, “Veronica

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>> Fader wonders how realist of the real perfect goddess creature Rihanna is even possible.

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>> That time Katy Perry got molested on stage in Rio by a Katy Kat named Rayane who was rolling her face off.

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>> Waka Flocka FLAME ON

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>> Father John Misty, ladies and gentlemen.

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>> Trey Anastasio, Rolling Stone, 10/19/06

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>> Longread: Is Apple’s GarageBand Good For Music?

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>> Download: Gorilla vs. Bear’s September 2015 Mix