Donnis puts in bid to save the “Clermont Lounge”

He sampled Bubba Sparxxx, guess Bubs was doin’ it wrong/Sparxxx made it a hot line, Donnis made it a wack song.

Donnis doesn’t strike me as the kind of kid who’d really gets his rocks off at the Clermont Lounge. And I think he may be slightly confused about the difference between the actual lounge and the hotel.

He puts an overly explicit spin on Bubba Sparxxx’s original song “Clermont Lounge,” and it inspires me in such a way that I’m instantly reminded of Jay-Z’s famous Nas diss line from “The Takeover.”

Allow me to take a little creative license, if you will: He sampled Bubba Sparxxx, guess Bubs was doin’ it wrong/Sparxxx made it a hot line, Donnis made it a wack song.

Indeed. The only thing redemptive here is the video, a sweet little visual narrative directed by Motion Family. If the Clermont’s owner isn’t already hip to the action, he should consider adopting it as part of his ongoing marketing campaign to save the joint from foreclosure.

They could even shoot another version and replace the underage chick with Blondie’s classic ass.