Roll Call - Big Mike Geier of Kingsized

Bold, Brassy, Som’bitch

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For today’s Roll Call we call out Big Mike Geier of Kingsized.

Who are you?

Big Mike

Describe yourself in three words.

Bold, Brassy, Som’bitch

Who - dead or alive - would most you like to meet?

I’d like to meet his tailor.

Who would you most like to slap in the face?

No face slapping. Now the tusch? Different story.

What song do you wish you had written?

“Happy Birthday”

Elvis Costello or Elvis Presley?

Elvis Presley. C’mon already.

LP, CD or MP3?

They all rhyme. Are you a poet?

If you could start one trend, what would it be?

It’s OK for a man to cry.

If you could end one trend, what would it be?

We did it on November 4th. Precious, I know.

With whom would you most like to play a game of spin the bottle?

Lynne Russell & Bonnie Hunt.

“Suspicious Minds” MP3.

The Kingsized Orchestra and the Dames Aflame burlesque troop play the Elvis Birthday Bash at the Variety Playhouse on Sat., Jan. 10. $22.50 advance / $25 day of show. 8:30 p.m. Variety Playhouse, 1099 Euclid Ave. 404-524-7354.

(Photo by Dave Stuart)