What are your plans for Halloween?

Herman Munster: Me and Lily are going to go to the graveyard out back, and we're going to watch the moon, look at some graves, hang out at the graveyard and say hello to some old family members. We have a big party going on at 1313 Mockingbird Lane this year. We have a girl named Marilyn. She didn't turn out quite as pretty as the rest of the family. We still love her, but she's not as pretty. But there are a lot of people out there who had horrible, horrible parents — I guess because their faces are very deformed. I can't believe the horror I see.

Audrey Hepbird: I like Audrey Hepburn, and I have these shades that look like her. But my face looks like a bird, so I'm Audrey Hepbird, not Audrey Hepburn. I am the most beautiful bird, but the other Audrey is a beautiful woman. She's hot. I've seen Breakfast at Tiffany's four or five times with different girls. It's a chick movie, and I like chicks. The movie is funny. Moon River is nice, too. I'll be working on Halloween, but I'm ready to go anywhere where there's sexy women wearing provocative outfits.

Elizabeth I: This year may be a bit confusing with Halloween on Thursday. I'll celebrate this [past] weekend, on Wednesday and Thursday and this coming weekend. And any woman that did what I did in a man's world and faced the challenges I did must be awe-inspiring. But I never want any special treatment. I love meeting the masses, being with the people. And I did create the whole new industry for fashion. I do prefer the way Bette Davis portrayed me in the movies rather than the other, newer movies; I'm old school. She left more to the imagination, and was more direct and bitchy.

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