Lust List 2016: Jarred: Service supervisor, Beetlecat

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Job: Service supervisor, Beetlecat
Age: 26
Relationship Status: Taken

Jarred is one of those rare dudes who basically has it all. He’s tall and intelligent and has a rockin’ bod. He’s the kind of guy who doesn’t watch much TV and resists using Google Maps because he’d rather use his brainpower to navigate the world. He’s gentle and chill, but don’t make him angry, or else he might come at you with one of his katanas or lay you out with some of the jujitsu he learned when he was younger. When he’s not running food and being an all-around Johnny-on-the-spot at Beetlecat in Inman Park, you’re as likely to find Jarred engaged in a groovy dance battle at the club as you are playing a round of Super Smash Bros. on the Game Cube he has rigged in his car. Even though he knows he’s got it going on, the man doesn’t let it go to his head. Jarred insists that he’s “just a regular dude who runs food.” — Stephanie Dazey

 


NICE GUYS FINISH LAST


I got hit by a taxi in New York, like movie style, flying through the air and landing on the street. I actually messed up the car more than myself. I didn’t break any bones. It was the cab driver’s first day and he was crying and stuff so I didn’t want to do anything about it. I felt bad. He was in the total wrong, but he had passengers and the passengers were freaking out. There were pedestrians that caught the whole thing on their phone. They were like, “I saw it! I’ll email you everything!” I was really angry that someone was that careless to not even see me walking. But I didn’t do anything about it.

 


What’s your preferred cocktail?

Definitely an Old Fashioned.

Which is more your style: Red Bull or chamomile tea?

Depends on the time. Chamomile at night, Red Bull in the day.

What band were you obsessed with when you were 14?

I listened to a lot of Gym Class Heroes.

Who was your first crush (real person as well as famous person)?

Real crush was my friend Adam’s older sister Rachel, and I guess dream crush would definitely be Scarlett Johansson.

What’s your most gruesome childhood injury?

I actually got mauled by a Rottweiler when I was 4, in the face. It was just in the neighborhood. It was on a chain and me and my friends were passing by and the chain just so happened to break. We were literally just passing by. We passed by all the time. I just remember walking down the street and then waking up days later.

What comic book character would you most like to be?


Deadpool. He’s a witty, wise-crackin’ anti-hero. He’s all about fun, but gets the job done.

How many dates before you go all the way?


At least a couple. You can’t just jump straight to it. I mean you can, but it all depends on what you want to do with that particular person. If it’s someone you see yourself with, then yeah, you take it a little slower. If you don’t see yourself with the person in the long run, then OK. As long as things are clear from the get-go.

What would be your last meal if you were on death row?


It would be between Chipotle and bulgogi.

What’s your credit rating?


Last time I checked it was 730.

What’s your guiltiest pleasure?


Solitaire. I don’t know what it is. I play solitaire before I go to bed, and sometimes when I wake up. The only reason I play is just trying to reduce my time, I try to beat myself pretty much. I just play randomly, I don’t know, for some reason it just calms me down.

What movie is your life most like?


Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Do you have a favorite quote or mantra?


I do. It’s super simple: Go big or go home. Give it your all, every time, no matter what you’re doing.

What’s the most romantic spot in Atlanta?


The Atlanta Botanical Garden

What did you like best/least about your ex?


What I liked most was her creativity and quirkiness. What I liked least was her nail biting.

On which reality TV show would you most like to be a cast member?


I’d do “Amazing Race” with my dad. That’s literally the only show I’ve watched and been like, “I want to do this!”

What’s your favorite curse word?


I say shit a lot. Stupid shit, dumb shit, fuck shit. Shit.

What’s your craziest travel experience?


I drove from Atlanta to New York and back in two days. I wanted to see my dad on Father’s Day.

What’s your least favorite household chore?


I don’t have a least favorite household chore. I like doing chores. I’m super organized and OCD. Everything has a place.

Name the craziest place you’ve done the deed.


A public park

When was the last time you cried and why?


Probably about two years ago. I had a lot of stuff going on in my life and I was really, really angry. You know when you cry from being so upset and angry? It was one of those moments. I was going through a crazy breakup.

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Name the last book you couldn’t finish.


Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell

What’s hanging above your sofa?


My guitar, my skateboard, and two katanas.

What’s your best move on the dance floor?


Probably body rolls. I love to dance. I’m that guy. I’ll dance battle.

What’s your best move in bed?


You’d have to ask my girlfriend that.

What happens when you die?


I’d like to think you go to heaven.

What’s your favorite candy?


Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

If you were convicted of a crime, what would it be?


Indecent exposure or speeding.

How often do you talk to your mother?


About every other day.

Describe your best date.


I picked her up with flowers and took her to the Botanical Garden, the light show and all that. And then we went to One Midtown Kitchen and had a few small plates and then we went over to Peachtree and walked around Midtown and got dessert at Sweet Hut. It was cool. It was more of a hang out, gettin’ to know each other kind of thing.

What’s in your glove box?


A Game Cube and Super Smash Bros. The screen is in the dash where the navigation normally is. I hooked it up with the controllers and everything.

Who would play you in a movie?


Lee Thompson Young, if he were still alive.

What’s the sexiest part of the female anatomy?


Beautiful eyes definitely get my attention. Nice lips and a pretty smile would catch my interest. And a great ass would by my kryptonite.

What’s the best place to see live music?


The Tabernacle

What’s your porn name?


Chocolate Rock

How often do you exercise?


At least three times a week. I’m really into fitness.

Do you have lucky charm and/or a superstition?


My dog tag. I pretty much have this with me every single day no matter what. If it’s not around my neck, it’s in my pocket. My brother gave it to me a long time ago and I always have it with me. This is more of a good luck charm for me. And then I’m really superstitious about splitting poles, like when you’re walking with someone. Never split the pole. Like I’ll back track and go around.

What’s the best album to make out to?


North by Sango

Name a celeb you could take in a fight.


Zach Galifianakis. That man. He’s just a douche bag. I met him one time and I’ll never forget it. I thought he was funny, I thought he was cool, but nope. I would punch him square in the face.

Read us the last interesting text you sent?


“Tell your mom I said hi.” I’m pretty bad with “your mom” jokes. It’s kinda my thing.

What’s in your nightstand?


A note pad and pens and Sharpies.

What’s your weirdest recurring dream?


Driving a Nissan GT-R through a grocery store.

What’s the lamest pickup line someone has tried to use on you?


Cat calls

With whom would you most like to play spin the bottle?


Scarlett Johansson, Adriana Lima, and Megan Fox.

What’s the furthest from home you’ve ever been?


L.A.

Name three foods that are part of your regular diet.


Bacon, pancakes, pasta.

What do you wish someone would hurry up and invent?


A teleportation device.

How would you hold up under torture?


Pretty well. I’ve got a really high pain tolerance.

Name the last movie you cried during.


I’ve never cried during a movie.

How do you like to spend a rainy day?


Pizza and Call of Duty

What one item would you save if your house was flooding?


My computer

What’s your ringtone?


Default. Sometimes I like to put it on “Big Poppa.”

What’s the best way for a customer to hit on you?


Being genuine and not too forward.

FROM THE NOMINATOR: What is your most annoying quality?


I’m meticulous. I’m really organized and almost OCD about things.

FROM THE NOMINATOR: Do you think Reese’s peanut butter eggs have the perfect amount of peanut butter or too much peanut butter?


Too much, the balance is off for sure.