Real Housewives of Atlanta” Season 4 premiere: I’m rich bitch!”

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• See those veneers? They cost Nene Leakes $50,00 because she’s “Donald Trump” rich

Nene Leakes is rich, bitch. She’ll pay cash-money for her son’s new car after haggling down the price with a former college flame turned car dealership owner. She’ll “backdoor” Sheree on a deal to speak at a nobody convention in Philadelphia. She’ll yell that she paid $50,000 for veneers while storming out of an outdoor mall restaurant. She’ll start fights on “Celebrity Apprentice” to get some of Donald Trump’s cold, slimy money. And you can’t help but respect the hustle.

Don’t these Housewives know it’s ill-mannered to talk about money among friends? The Atlanta Housewives have always been obsessed with money, but usually it was in the form of alimony payments from their hulking athlete ex-husbands or under-the-table income from their partner’s shady real estate deal. This season, though, the ladies are doing it for themselves by trying their press-on nails at new careers, but their tit-for-tat money grubbing makes Nene’s former job as a stripper named Silk look honorable. With a wide array of funereal services and luxury dildos coming soon with a Housewives’ face stickered to it, let’s take a look at what to buy from that dusty Dollar Store clearance shelf near you.