Michael Vick wants a dog - cue torches and pitchforks
Michael Vick was quoted as saying he’d like another dog someday. Apparently, he wants some stab wounds as well.
The Michael Vick Goodwill Tour continues to chug along with multiple campaign stops and a healthy dose of points for my fantasy football team. The former Falcons quarterback is following the oh-so-important three-step process of image rehabilitation.
Step one: Speak with children. Step two: Align yourself with a charity. Step three: Never ask to have one of those things you were convicted of strangling, drowning and electrocuting. Oh wait....
Vick recently was asked the inevitable question by TheGrio.com as to whether or not he would ever like to have a dog again. His response?
“I would love to get another dog in the future. I think it would be a big step for me in the rehabilitation process. I think just to have a pet in my household and to show people that I genuinely care, and my love, and my passion for animals.”
Yes, Michael, it would be a big step in the rehabilitation process in the same way that running a Swedish Catholic Middle School for Girls would be a big step for Roman Polanski.