Asshole Santa Saves Criminal Records
Dec. 3-4, 1-4 p.m. 2011
From the venue:Chunklet founder and local asshole Henry Owings will continue his longstanding holiday tradition this weekend: posing for pictures as Asshole Santa at Criminal Records. From 1-4 pm on Dec. 3-4, Asshole Santa and Crappy Jesus will be sharing their ugly mugs for holiday photos that’ll offend your whole family. Asshole Santa suggests to “Bring your dogs, cats, kids, iguanas, birds, etc. We don't care. We'll be drunk.” The Gill Durant Xmas Spectacular will perform in the store on Dec. 3 at 3 pm.